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能打败爽学的,也就只有“森学”和真正的“花学”了


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haizaichizhezhengshuangdegua,cubujifang,wanshangweibobengle……beiluanguazadiaoxianle?

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shiqingshizheiyangde,zhengshuangdaiyunyidiluanguazhong,yige“yaoyan”qingxintuosu,chenghuachenyuhezhangbichenshenglehaizi,danhenduowangyoubanxinbanyi,dangtianzaoshanghuachenyudebiaogeyisipiyaohaishangleresou。

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meixiangdaoxiawuwudianduo,huachenyuturandiuleyikejingtiandalei:shide,womenshiyouyigehaizi。

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gebizhangbichenyemashangfazhangwen,shuoziji2018nianjiuhuaishanghuahuadehaizi,xuanzezijishengxiaxiaohai,houlaijuedeyinggairanghuachenyuzhiqingcaigaosuta,yiqijihaiziluohu。

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zheishishenmeouxiangjujuqing

jinjiezhehuachenyuyefawenhuiyinglezheishi,shuohaizichidongxishihuishuo“rangbabamamaxianchi”……kedangmeitixunwenliangrenguanxishi,huachenyugongzuorenyuanquehuiying,huahuamuqiandanshen,shuangfangjiangzaiwuhunyinguanxideqiantixiagongtongfuyanghaizi。

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zheiqingjiezhidiedang,jiejuzhimihuo,pashitvbbianjuyebianbuchulai。sheiyemeixiangdao,huachenyuzhangbichenzheikansibuzhanbiandeliangren,huiyouge“aiqingjiejing”?

kanlai,nengdabai“shuangxue”de,yejiuzhiyouzhenzhengde“huaxue”le。

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她是爱心爆棚girl,却弃养孩子?

xianshuoshuangxue,dierji《huaeryushaonian》li,henduorenyijinglinglvedao“shuangyanshuangyu”deweili。

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danshuangnengzaimeiyouyouzhizuopinjiachixia,heihongzheimeduonianrengrenqibujian,yehetajirenrenchuwuhai,qingchunwugudexingxiangyouguan。

zaijinglilezaoqidechouyanmen、xiaohaofangfei、jiemushangnaofenshouzhihou,dao《qimiaoxiaosenlin》li,shuangyoujidajiazhanshileyigequanxindeaixinbaopenggirlxingxiang。

我们姑且称之为“森学”:

senxuelideshuangshihenyouaide,tarenweizijishihezuoyimingyoushi,ruguoyihouzuolejiazhangtahuitiqianwenxiyuergongke。

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erqietarenwei,zijihaizizenmezhedouxing,duibierendehaizi,faneryaogengjinze,suoyidabufenshihou,tadouzainulidanghaoxiaopengyouyanzhongde“xiguajiejie”。

jitichuquyouwan,youyigehaizizuilidunang”zheigetuoxielaoshidiao”,zhengshuangtingwanjizaixinli,lijizhefan,basuoyouxiaopengyoudexieziquanbuyunguolai,dunxialaiweihaizimenhuanxie。

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tahaihuizaichufangmangliu,zuohaotuanduineide“houbeijun”,weixiaopengyoumenpengrenshiwu。

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danshi,shuohaoyaoweihaizifuze,yalibeizengdeta,zaijingtouxiayehuibengbuzhu。

youshihuiziguziditaochushouji,shuangyanjindingpingmu,xinlaydehouqizhihaojiashanggezhonghuashitiezhijinxingzhedang……

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yicijitichuxing,zhengshuangyishouqianhaizi,yishouwanshouji,yizhiyuliangrenzaixiataijieshichadianshuaidao。

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houpaitaijieneilibeibandao

youshitahuibixiaohaizihaixiaohaizi。

yougehaizijiangshujiazhangqushi,shunzuitiqi“mama”,zhengshuanglimatuokouerchu“qishiwodouxiangmamale”,xiaopengyouzhideanweita“mingtianjiukeyizhaomamale……”

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youyicitawenhaizimenshifouyaochichengzi,xixiaowannaozhizhongwurenhuiying……

jieguo……zhengshuangjiugandaoshoushangle,paodaoloushangxuanxieqingxu。

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shenzhiyoushimeilaiyou,zhishizailuzhidelushang,tayenengyilukuzheguolai,yanleixiangdakai“shuifamen”banliugebuting,cheshangmeiyoumeiyouchouzhi,tazhijienasuliaoshoutaoxingbiti。

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daoxinlineigexiaohaishizaiguanbuzhudeshihou,“shuangxue”jiuchulaile,yicijiabintansongyunyuzhangxinchengzhengzailiaotian,zhengshuangkaiwanxiaoyaoqiuzuotaliangdeweizhi,yishizhijian,changmianyouxiexuganga。

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weihuanheqifen,zhangxinchengqishenyingjiebing“niyaoheshenme?youchengzhi,ningmengshuiyijiniunai”,jieguozhengshuanghuiying:“xianghecha”……

guyixuanbuzaixuanzefanweineidedongxi,zheizhendebuhuilingchangmiangenggangama?

gengwulitoudeshi,youyicitahaihuiduiwuqilongfawen:“laopoyuhaizijiujingnagezhongyao?”

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wenzhangxincheng:“ninvpengyouyaobugaoxingnihuiyizhihongma?”

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rangjiabinmengdiaoyounengwatamendebagua,jianzhishihuashaowenxq“shishangciwandekaixinhaishizheiciwandekaixin”dejinjiebanle。

gengliqideshi,changwaitahainengnaochuyichangtoudaojunaoju,liangpianshengmingjinxian“shuangxue”fengge,zuihoudaofujihuidongxiyesuanle,baxiaopengyousongdexinjianwupinyejijihui。

xiaohaizidexinyi,zaitayanlizhishiduqidegongju。

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genglingwangyou“xisijikong”deshi,zhanshi“senxue”neiduanshijian,zhengshizhengshuangdayangbianneilianggehaiziyichushendeshihou。

yimianshiaixinbaopenggirl,lingyibianbuduanzaishejiaochangshanglingtongxingnankan,sidixiahaiqiyanghaizi,buzhidaotamianduiyiqunmengwadeshihou,daodishishenmexintai?

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孤独音乐才子变慈父?

而在“爽学”之前,第一季《花儿与少年》其实已展示过一遍“花学”。

dianxinghuayanhuayu(daimenglian):wodaxueshimeizhuiguonvhai……danwoyoutanguolianai!(beibierenzhuima?)

“woyebutaiqingchu,jiumomingqimiaode。”

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huayanhuayuflag:

jiejiemenliaodangma,shunzhejiejiedehuashuo“woyihouyehuidangma……dangdie!”。

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yikaishijiecuohuale,chadiantuokouerchuwoyihouyehuidangma……rujinshixianle

yishang,huayanhuayudetezheng,shiyaozugoudaimeng,mengmengdongdongshuochulai,jiuxiandetebiekeai,nengliaodongyimuxin,yehuirangfensijuede,haoyougexing。

bijing,dangnianhuachenyujiushipingyishou“wuzige”jinjikuainande,dajiazaozaojiujieshouletade“guaika”renshe,erchudaohoudiyigejiemu《huashao》li,gengqianghualezheizhong“guducaizi”derenshe。

chuwailvyou,faxianzijijingranyaogenrentongchuangshuijiubengkuile,dajiatiyi,yaoburangtahezhanghanshui,kehuachenyuzenmeshuoyebuleyi。

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daoshijuedekeyijiagechuanghuozhedadipuzaixqpangbianshui,dangran,kaolvdaodifangtaixiao,jiejiemenyepatazheliang,zheigexiangfameishixian。

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yushijiejiemenkaiqilezhangbeideguanxin,liutaokaiqiangwenhuahua:“neiniyihouquxifuzenmeban?”

huahuagengjue:“keyibuqu。”

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flaglizhule

zaiyipianzheibuxingneibuxingdetaolunzhong,kailijiesihufaxianlewentisuozai:huachenyusihushibuxianggenzhanghanshui?haizhijiefachulinghunkaowen:“nipatapengni?”

zuihoudejiejuefangshishi,dajiezhengpeipeishuizaizuilimian,zhanghanshuizaizhongjian(tangzaibeizishang),huachenyushuizaizuiwaice,shixianlelaozhongqingsandaitongchuang。

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dahuoershuxizhihou,youyitianwan“tucaodahui”,huahuadiyigeshuo:“nimenzoutaikuaile”……

erdazhangtuidailingdajiazouhenkuaidezhengshizhanghan,yishunjianzhanghandelianyoudianguabuzhu。

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qitarenbangzhanghanshuohua,zhanghandaoyejiezhedajiadehuashuo,huahuagaiqujuzuduanlianyixia,zheiyangkeyigaibian。

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gaibianshenmeni?gaibianhenziwodexintai。

tidaozheigewenti,jiejiemenrenbuzhutanqi,xianzaidehaizidoutaixingfu,yetaizaoshule,caikeyizheimeziwo。

erhuahuadediyifanyingshi:wodexiangfabushihenyouzhihenzhongerma?jieguoyoubeijiejiemenfouding,dajiayizhijuede,“nilaoshijuedenibingbuyouzhi,youhenduodadaoli”,youxieqishishi“waili”。

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weici,jiejiemenxianghexiaopengyoutanrensheng,meixiangdaohuahuayikaikoujiushilaofanersaile:“wocongxiaoshenghuomeiyouyali,meiyoufannao,buyongkaolvdushenmexuexiao,meiyourenjiaowo……”

jingdejiejiemenyiciyouyicigantan:xianzaidexiaohaizhenxingfu。

danjiexialaidehuayanhuayujingdaizhongren:“wozijizhangdade!”“qishiwoshiyigemeijiajiaodexiaohai”……

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tayiciyouyicidiqiangdiao,zijicongxiaomeiyourenzaishenbian,jiushi“yigerenzaijiazhangdade”,jiejiementinglewuhuakeshuo,zuihouzhidemomotingqiletadege,qitulejiezheimeigududecaizi。

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erjiejielizuinenghehuachenyu“xinyixiangtong”deshisheini?beijiejiemenyidun“guanxin”,huahuahaobuyouyutuokouerchu:xq。

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tahaitidaozijidezeoubiaozhun,xihuanjiandan、didiaode,youyiflag↓

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erxqmianduididide“xihuan”yehenshouluo,lvtuliliangrenjingchangtuolidaduiyiqizou,houlaixqtiqianlikaihuahuayeyiyibushe,liangrenhaiyincichuanchufeiwen。

duici,xqzaijinxingdejiemulitidao,huachenyushizijide“linghunbanlv”。

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liangrenhaidadafangfangshangcaifang,huxiangshuchucaihongpidetongshi,yerenzhengleliangrenzhendehen“xiang”。

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ziwoyouguaika,linghuachenyuzaijiejieyanlikanqilai,jiushiyigenanyilijiedexiaohai,erhetazoudehenjin,renweiliangren“linghunxiangtong”dexq,huozheshenshangzhengyounenglijietadedian——

tayezhuiqiuziyousatuo,yiziwoweizhongxin,bingqieguziliyouyige“zhangbudaxiaohai”deren。

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dang“wojiushiwobuyiyangdeyanhuo”shidehuayanhuayuchixuduonian,jiuerjiuzhihuijirenyizhongyinxiang,tashigezhendebushirenjianyanhuodeguducaizi,tahaishigehaizi,tabuhuitanlianai……

yushiyouyitiandangtazhijietiaoguolianaiguochenggongkaiyouhaizi,youxuanbubujiehun,chiguaqunzhongjingdai,fanquanmimeishijieguanyeyaotanta。

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制造花言爽语

dangran,shuangxuehehuaxuebutong,liangjianshiyebunenghunweiyitan。

woduihuachenyuhezhangbichendekanfashi:hezhiyuzheiyangni?yigeshiletandexinshengdaichuangzuozhe,yigeshiyingshijuzhutiquchangke,beishoukendingdexinjinnvgeshou,doushizhengjingyoukoubeiyoujinengdeyirena,jiudadafangfanglianaijiehun,tianhuitaxialaima?

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qiebushuozongcaiwenchangjianlinvfang“daiqiu”likai,nanfangcongtoudaoweibuzhiqing,zuihounvhaidaizhehaizijingxi(he)guilaideximadaodishibushizhende……

yuanbenkeyiwanzhongzhufudeshiqinghuoshengshenggaochengweijigongguan,shenzhibeichiguaqunzhongnalaigenzhengshuangdeqiyangshijianshuangtibinglun。zheigetoutiaozhandenanbunanshou?

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wangyoudeegao

yanyiquanmingmingyouliangjiahui、liuqingyunneiyangwubizhengmiande“aiqihao”xianli,napashijiejubingbuhaodelinyilianlizongsheng,yeshidadafangfanglianai,guangmingzhengdafenshou,bingmeiyouyingxiangshiyea。

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jiashezhangbichenshuodedoushizhende,neixianeryijian,tadekaolvzhongchongmanleshouzishenqingxuzuoyoudexijuhuaxiangxiang,quemeiyouduiliangrenguanxidelixingrenzhi。

zuichudejinghuangshicuokeyilijie,danhuaitaishiyuehebuyuhaizishiyiduanhenzhangdeshijian,zheizhongguojiude“sikao”suozheshechude,benjiushiguanxidebujiankang,zheiyerang“womenqueshiyougehaizi”degongkaigengxiangshibeipogongguan,yenanguaidajiayongtamenduibiaozhengshuang“tapituile”。

suoyizheichangchiguadaxizhong,zhangbichenhehuachenyukanqilaizhishi“zhuyan”,bizhuyangengzhideguanzhudezeshigushidejubenhexijie。

huachenyudexuanchuanyizhishixinshengdaichuangzuogeshou,danconggongguandetaolulaikan,tadetuanduijuranshianzhao“zhengshuangtongkuan”deliuliangmobanlaiyunyingde。

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shuohuachenyushiliuliangaidoubingbugongping,yinweijinengshizhendeyou,dantashenshangqueshiyouliuliangshuxing,wulunzaizongyihaishizaishejiaopingtaili,doujirenliuxia“shengrenwujin”deganjue,bingqiezheizhong“guducaizi”renshechixubeifangda——zheisihuyeshizheigeshidailizuihelideyunyingcelve,meishilideyunying,youshiliyedeyunying。

ketuanduidebaohucuoshiquebaolulewenti,weishenmelironghaobupalianaishengwa,zhoujielunbupashengwa,huachenyuhezhangbichenyaopa?shuwozhiyan,yinweitamenshenshangshishuangxuemai,shiliyirenheliuliangaidoubingxingcunzai。

dangzhongzhonggexing、ziwodedongxibaoguozailiuliangquanlibeifangdazhihou,fanquanyejiuyingtouganshang,suoyirichangsheisheichuanhuachenyufeiwen,fensimangzhexidi。

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zhiqianyiyourenbaguotamenlianaidezhusimaji

leisidi,zhengshuangbeiheibeichao,yezongyoufensipeiban,yinweihenduorenfanouxiangdouyouyidian“fanziji”dechengfen,zaitashenshang,zuinengtoushezijimingancuiruodexiaoqingxu。

fanquanjiduandebaohuhe“buzaihu”,lingneixie“gexingouxiang”menyeyuelaiyue“buzaihu”,tiantaxialaizongyoufensidangqiang,haipaqudiao“renshe”yihouchunyirendebufenchengbuqitamendejiazhi,gancuijiuxuanzeleyinman。

zuizhong,tamendouyaoweizijicengjingzuoguodexuanzefuze。

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E姐结语:

suoyiworenweizheijianshi,buzhishizhangbichenqingxunandonghuozhe“guoyudrama”dewenti。youxiefensiyexuhuizhuzhangzheijianshilihuawanquanshiwugude,kewojuedebingbuwanquanshizheiyang。buzhiliangxingzhijiandeguanxixuyaoyixinrenhetanchengweijichu,yirenyufensi/shouzhongdeguanxiqishiyeshiyiyangde。

yirenhaipagongbulianqing,shilaiziguiquanzaoqichaozuojingyandeqianguize,keguigenjiudizheizhonghaipabingbuheli。yimingyirendejiazhijiujingshilaiyuanyuzuopinsuochuangzaodeyuyue,haishifensidekuangreqingxu,zheishi“aidoushidai”yu“yirenshidai”defenye,tongshiyeshiyirenchulisishenghuoshiziyoududeyiju。

yirenlianaibenshenshiwuzui,nishenmeshihoujianguowangfei、zhouxunzaizheizhongshiqingshangsongguo?napazaizhongrihanzheiyangwenhuabaoshoudeguojia,shenghaizibenshenyeshiwuzuide,weihunshengzidejieshouduyezaizhujiantigao。

mingxinghetuanduizheyanxiaoxidedongjidangranyouyibufenshibaohuyinside,ruguofensigang,neijiushinimendui。danduigengduolurenlaishuo,zheizhongzheyanshibushifanyinglemianduishouzhong/fensishidebuzixinni?zhongsuozhouzhi,aidoudeguizelishibaokuobunenglianaide,yinweiaidoumaidejiushimengxianghanshuijianchihenan/nvyouliderenshe。eryirenkeyi,yinweiyirenmaideshijiyi,shizuopinsuodailaidegongqingheyuyue。

rujindeguiquanshi“daaidoushidai”,yirendeaidouhua,nenggoudailailiyidezuidahua。zheijiuzaochenglehuachenyu、zhangbichenzheiyangdezhongjianti——youzuopin,danrenqidejujichaoguolezuopinsuonengzhichengdechengdu。tamenshiyiren,queshouyibufenaidouguizedeyueshu。

zheijiurangshiqingtaifuzale……nengbunengbuyaohunxue,duoxieziyoulianaideyiren,rangshiqingjiandanyidian,yerangweibochengxuyuanxieyixieni?

瓜不想再吃了,我要做孤天里的鹤,不做瓜田里的猹!

xiangguan:

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